Like an unwanted relation, Monday has turned up again.

What a bizarre weekend. Saturday the skies were sunny, the breeze was almost nonexistent, the temperatures were in the 70’s and we spent the day outside. Sunday the temperatures were much colder and the entire day was filled with strong winds, brief severe thunderstorms, and hail. Today it is only supposed to get up to 48 degrees and the wind is tremendous. The March lion has finally arrived.
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I was slightly under the weather this weekend but I used that to my advantage and had the first truly restful weekend that I have had in a long, long time. After the rapture of sleeping in late on Saturday we spent almost the entire day out on the back deck reading. We had a brief visit from the newest member of our family, Abby and Mike’s new child, Moses. A very large puppy…German Shepherd…who was very sweet and makes a very funny brother to Motley.

I read the entirety of The Book of Flying by Keith Miller.

This book was given to me a week ago by my friend Pat who knew that work had been very rough for awhile. As books always are, it was a welcome gift, and it turned out to be a book that really got to me emotionally. I have chosen not to do a full review for two reasons. First The Book of Flying is a quest tale about a young man who goes on a journey to get his wings. Revealing anything about the cast of characters he meets on said journey would really ruin the reading experience. The main character, Pico, is a librarian who loves books and loves the written word and I found a kindred spirit in that character that was very, very identifiable. I would have loved this book simply for the fact that this character and others demonstrated such a love of reading that I felt like I was among friends. The second reason I am not doing a full review is that I hesitate to fully recommend the book because of a few very brief, but very disturbing ideas laid out in the story. I felt they were unnecessary. Overall the book is a fine read. A quest tale that seems made up of some of the more dark and traditional fairy tales. I couldn’t stop thinking about it after I put it down and contrary to my usual habit I haven’t picked up another novel yet to continue reading. The book was all the more incredible considering it was Keith Miller’s first novel. The writing style is very different and is similar in presentation to the writing of Patricia A. McKillip.

To allow The Book of Flying to linger in my mind I decided to pick up Jeff’s copy of Kingsgate: The Art of Keith Parkinson.

Keith Parkinson was an incredible artist whose artwork is well-known in the fantasy book and gaming worlds. His art has graced the covers of Terry Goodkind’s novels and his most famous gaming work is the creation of the look and artwork for the Everquest games. This was one of the better art books I have read lately in that Keith talked about the creation of each piece. Reading the book was very melancholy, however, because Keith Parkinson passed away from leukemia on October 26th, 2005, four days after his 47th birthday. Keith Parkinson will be missed and I hope in tribute that his publisher will put together a worthy hardback collection of his works.
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Sunday I felt slightly worse and so I played hookie from church and the afternoon shopping trip and laid on the couch with Razz. This was very heartwarming as Razz has taken to not enjoy laying on the couch with me lately for some reason and I really enjoyed the time with him. The two of us watched our borrowed copy of Love Actually.

I had always meant to see this and just never had. I was excited when I discovered that it was written and directed by Richard Curtis, the writer of some of my favorite British comedies: Blackadder and The Vicar of Dibley as well as Four Weddings and a Funeral and Bridget Jones’ Diary. This was a very funny, sometimes very adult, ensemble romantic comedy and I really enjoyed it. I laughed, I cried and I liked it so much I watched it again in the evening with Mary. The story follows several different couples through the 5 weeks leading up until Christmas and there are some very wonderful, touching stories. I particularly enjoyed the romance between Hugh Grant and the lovely Martine McCutcheon. I also found the interaction between Liam Neeson’s character and his stepson to be marvelous and also really liked Colin Firth’s discovery of the love of his life. All the characters were interesting and enjoyable in their own way. The stand-in porn actors were very funny (and a part of the adult content) as was Bill Nighy as an aging has-been rocker.

The bulk of the rest of the day was spent watching KU win the Big 12 tournament, watching the weather to see just when the next storm would hit, and watching various home shows on A&E and HGTV. That combined with my all day diet of Sprite and Saltine crackers while I curled up with my favorite blankie on the couch made for a very relaxing day.
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And finally, because I am a space geek, I will mention…forgoing the standard butt humor…that today marks the day in 1781 that the planet Uranus was discovered. Uranus was the first planet discovered in modern times and the first planet discovered by the use of the telescope. The planet was discovered by William Herschel and was later named after Uranus, the Greek diety of the heavens, a predecessor to the Olympian Gods.
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And now its off to work to do payroll and deal with the aftermath of last week! I hope everyone has a wonderful week this week and that Monday turns out to be a quiet, meek beginning day of the week.

Night Watch: Nochnoi Dozor

Armed with hammer, sickle and our Russian dictionaries Jeff and I ventured out last night to spend our rubles on the Soviet smash hit Night Watch. Night Watch, or Nochnoi Dozor in the local lingo, is the first of three movies based on a best selling series of science fiction novels by Russian Sergei Lukyankenko (The books are Night Watch, Day Watch, and Dusk Watch and one can only assume the movies titles will follow suit).

Night Watch was a break out hit in its native Russia upon its release in July of 2004. It shattered all previous box office records and surpassed both Return of the King and Spider-man 2 in revenue. The movie received international acclaim and was nominated for an Oscar in 2004’s foreign language category. While its sequel, Day Watch, is burning up the Russian charts we in America are getting our first taste of this fantasy/horror hybrid film.

The biggest sin in reviewing Night Watch would be to give away too much of the story. Despite the impression given by the film’s trailer Night Watch is not a film laden with special effects. That is not to say they aren’t present, because there are many special effects shots, but like any good film based on a novel it is the story that is important. And that is true with Night Watch. I had to stifle a giggle based on my recent rants about voice-overs in my Ultraviolet review as Night Watch opens with one recapping an ancient struggle of good vs. evil. Interestingly enough, though the film is in Russian and subtitled, the opening is voiced entirely in English. The voice-over is most necessary in a film like this as one gets the impression that there is a lot going on in the novel and at a trim 88 minutes Night Watch had to get right to the thick of the story. The basic plot, which you learn in the opening narrative, is this:

For as long as humanity has existed, there have been “Others” among us; Witches, Vampires and Shape-Shifters who are soldiers in the eternal war between Light and Dark.

Light Others protect mankind from Dark Others, who plague and torture humans.

Over 1000-years ago a truce was struck between Gesser, Lord of the Light, and Zavulon, General of Darkness. They agreed that no one could be forced to good or evil, people must choose freely for themselves. To uphold this truce, each side established underground forces; the soldiers of the Light would be called Night Watch, making sure Dark Others obeyed the truce. And the soldiers of Darkness would be called Day Watch, to do the same.

Ancient prophecy foretells that one day the Great One will arrive who can end the threat of an apocalyptic battle between Light and Dark Others. That day has come, and the Great One, once he or she is identified, must choose whether to destroy the light within or battle the surrounding darkness. This choice will reveal mankind’s destiny.

As I said, this is what you learn in the first 30 seconds of the film. How the story unfolds from there is where the enjoyment of Night Watch comes into play. And Night Watch is a very enjoyable film. To say that it was good but not great, or to give it 3.5 stars out of 5 seems somewhat of a disservice to a very fascinating foreign film. Did it blow me away, was it the most amazing fantasy or horror film I have ever seen? No. However it was no where near much of the dreck that is released in those genres every year. Night Watch feels like the opening act in a three act play yet at the same time a complete story is present in this first film. It has a definite ending that wraps up the first story arc in a very satisfying way while making it obvious that this is indeed round one. I left the movie last night with anticipation for the release of Day Watch. I also thought last night that it was not a movie that I would need to see over and over again. I find myself this morning, however, mulling over the film and actually wanting to see it again. Hopefully it will find its way to DVD release quickly. If I have confused you as to my feelings on the film I am sorry. I really liked it…quite a lot. Describing Night Watch as great conveys with it the idea that the film was outstanding. Describing it as good sounds as if the film was merely okay. It was much, much better than okay, was close to great, but was not outstanding. The story has many interesting twists and revelations along the way which occurred at just the right moments in the film to propel the story forward and keep me intensely interested throughout.

This was my first Russian film. As such I have no idea who any of the actors/actresses are or what their level of fame/success is in their native land. That being said I was very pleased with everyone. All the characters rang true and I enjoyed every performance. Many of the cast looked familiar however in researching their bios they have not acted in any movies that I have seen. The fact that the leader of the Dark Others looks like Rutger Hauer was a nice bonus for me as this is just the type of film if made in America you would expect Hauer to have a part in.

The special effects were great. I especially liked the little creepy doll with spider legs that you see in the film. The movie is of course very dark, occuring mostly in the night hours, but not so dark that you could not see and appreciate what was going on in the film. The special effects having to do with the Gloom…some sort of evil parallel dimension…were really cool and I enjoyed the use of mirrors in the scenes involving characters and the Gloom. I was amazed to discover that this movie was made for a mere 4 million dollars. Making something like this for that money in America is unheard of.

Director Timur Bekmambetov was joined by the author of the trilogy, Sergei Lukyanenko, in adapting the screenplay. Eventhough I have not read the novels…the first translated edition of Night Watch comes out in July of this year…I have to believe it is a very promising sign that the author was involved in the making of the film. There are a great many things that go on in this first episode and although many major plot points are resolved by the end there are also many things left to be explained in the following two films. Many of the negative reviews that I read indicated that the movie was confusing at times. I did not find it to be so. If you are the type of person that needs every little nuance of a film explained then maybe it was confusing. There were moments when there was a great deal of action occuring onscreen and you are not able to catch all of what is happening but that is true movies in America as well as the rest of the world. The story and the path followed by the characters was not at all confusing. Everything isn’t spelled out at the end, but that is because this is a trilogy.

Overall Night Watch was a very satisfying experience and I am so glad that I was able to see this on the big screen. At the beginning of the movie the film was not adjusted properly and the subtitles were below the viewing area of the screen. Thankfully there was a guy in the theatre who gave every appearance that he was expecting this and he went out immediately and got it taken care of. We were able to follow the gist of the scene and it was actually re-shown later in a flashback sequence so no harm done. I am excited to see the second film in this trilogy, Day Watch, and hope that it does not take another year for this one to arrive here from Mother Russia. If you are a fan of this genre of films then I recommend you check out Night Watch. It was interesting, entertaining, fun to watch and leaves you hungry for more. You can view the trailer for Night Watch here. There is also a non-English trailer for Day Watch at the main site here. (Click on the red writing in the upper left hand corner which will open another window. If you click the second drop down menu and choose the last setting it will give you the largest trailer. Then click in the third box and the trailer will begin downloading.)

Friday Favorites will return next week!

The Alchemy of Mirrormask

Many months ago, before Mirrormask started making its way around the globe in every conceivable corner except Kansas City, a very large coffee-table sized book was released entitled…oddly enough…Mirrormask. Two average joe Gaiman/McKean fans ordered said book knowing that it would be a wonderful thing to peruse once they were finally able to see the film. Unfortunately the book was not what they expected. While it was indeed a very large book with many pages it was devoid of a great deal of the pictures that these two expected it to have…it turns out this book was primarily a script book. News of another Mirrormask book began circulating but our two average joes were a bit gun shy and determined to wait until after the film before considering spending money on a second book. After seeing the film one of our two average joes was overcome by the spirit of the inner geek and simply had to have this second book. That book is entitled The Alchemy of Mirrormask, and the geeked out joe is me!

The Alchemy of Mirrormask is the kind of book film fans hope for. From a construction aspect it is perfect. The book is oversized but not unwieldy, the paper is heavy stock with quality, high gloss finish. The cover is a sturdy black hardback with a gold embossed Mirrormask logo covered by a creative, colorful dust jacket. Harper Collins did a very nice job with this one from a book production standpoint and I have to give kudos to them for that.

As far as content goes I believe any Mirrormask fan will be thoroughly pleased with this book. The Mirrormask movie is so full of imagery on each frame that a person cannot possibly take it all in during the unspooling of the film. The Alchemy of Mirrormask gives one the opportunity to dive into Dave McKean’s imagery and swim around awhile…to drink in all the little personal details present in each shot. In addition to screenshots from the film there are pictures taken during the production process, initial texture maps upon which the shots were built, 3D models, paintings of Dave McKean’s that inspired different aspects of the film, etc. One of the things I really enjoyed about The Alchemy of Mirrormask was having the opportunity to see many of the drawings by Dave McKean and Ian Miller that are featured throughout the movie, most particularly as part of Helena’s walls in her trailer and her bedroom. These drawings are so amazing and even the simplest of them are so unique and filled with detail.

Scattered throughout the book are comments by Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean indicating where they got inspiration for different parts of the film, how different characters and scenes developed, behind the scenes information and more. Reading the book provided me with dozens of film titles to add to my Netflix list. The Alchemy of Mirrormask does a much better job than the film commentary in discussing the various influences and inspirations of both men in constructing this film. It is divided into chapters discussing various aspects of the film and flows in roughly the same chronological order of the film. One of these chapters has wonderful pictures of various buildings in Warsaw, Trieste, Venice, Prague…places out of which Dave McKean’s vision grew to create his city in Mirrormask.

The Alchemy of Mirrormask, like Mirrormask itself, is admittedly not for everyone. If, however you were enamored of the visual elements of the film and/or are just a fan of Dave McKean’s unique artistic style then you will love this book. It demonstrates both the craftsmanship of a well put together book and the craftsmanship that went into making Mirrormask a unique, ground-breaking cinematic experience. The Alchemy of Mirrormask is a collectible quality art book with some great information in it as well…a combination that is not always easy to find. It is well worth a good read. (And for those of you who don’t, it does have pictures…on every page!)

Ultraviolet

Despite the recent unmitigated disaster that was Aeon Flux I warmed to the idea of another futuristic action-chick flick. I had some slight hope given the fact that it starred Milla Jovovich who had cemented herself as a self-sufficient ass-kicker in the very fun zombie movies Resident Evil and its sequel Resident Evil: Apocalypse. My expectations were increased when I heard that Ultraviolet was directed by Kurt Wimmer as I really enjoyed his last futuristic movie Equilibrium. In the end that bad taste of Flux in my mouth and the fact that, like Aeon Flux, this film was not to be pre-screened for critics tempered my expectations. None-the-less Friday morning when I decided to take an impromptu day off I immediately called James to see if he wanted to attend the first screening of the day with me. I won’t keep you in suspense ladies and gentlemen…it was bad. While at best Aeon Flux was a 1 out of 5 star rating, Ultraviolet struggles to earn a 2. It gets the other star only because of the fact that despite it being a very poor film I enjoyed seeing it.

The plot summed up from the official releases is thus:

“Set in the late 21st century, a subculture of humans have emerged who have been modified genetically by a vampire-like disease (Hemophagia), giving them enhanced speed, incredible stamina and acute intelligence, and as they are set apart from “normal” and “healthy” humans, the world is pushed to the brink of worldwide civil war (a war between humans and hemophages) aimed at the destruction of the “diseased” population. In the middle of this crossed-fire is – an infected woman – Ultraviolet (Milla Jovovich), who finds herself protecting a nine-year-old boy who has been marked for death by the human government as he is believed to be a threat to humans”.

The plot of course seems very cliched. It and its offspring have been done over and over again. But that is not my complaint. I would be the first to admit that no matter how overused a plot is if the film is a good one I can forgive that, enjoy it, and perhaps watch it over and over again. The Underworld movies are an example of movies whose plots are not entirely unique and yet they are highly enjoyable films. The plot is not the weakest part of Ultraviolet, however. Like Aeon Flux it was the way the plot was executed that left one with little faith in Hollywood’s ability to churn out quality female-driven action films. And while on the subject of plot, someone please tell movie-makers that an introductory “serious” voice-over is not necessary in every fantasy/sci-fi film. Let the audience figure out some things for itself. The last two times this was done well was in Serenity and Fellowship of the Ring. Both are excellent examples of creative voice-over introductions. I would say that if one cannot match the quality of those two films it is best to forget it and let the movie tell the story.

If you’ve seen the trailers you know that Ultraviolet has a unique, futuristic, soft-focus look. In this the movie did not disappoint. The special effects were very well done and the look of the film was one of the main reasons I left the theatre having enjoyed the film in spite of itself. The world and its inhabitants has a fascinating computer-generated look that made me think of this as a 21st century Tron. There are rich colors in Ultraviolet’s ever-changing look and wardrobe that are contrasted against the very shiny, dark and bleak look of the healthy human world to great effect. Ultraviolet is almost good enough to see just for the way that it looks. While this is one of the coolest elements to the film it is also one of the elements that make absolutely no sense. In the beginning there is an obvious reason for the deception of Violet’s appearance. After that it is obvious that the director was just trying to take advantage of Milla Jovovich’s model good looks by putting her in as many outfits as he could in a one-hour, 25 minute film.

The acting is what you would expect from a film like this. Milla Jovovich plays Ultraviolet in much the same way that she does her action scenes in the Resident Evil series. She maintains a look of serious concentration despite the fact that some of her lines are painfully cheesy in the extreme. While Milla Jovovich is indeed beautiful to look at there was entirely too many shots of her face coming at you on the screen…the presence of her often shimmering lipstick made me feel that I was watching a commercial for some new Maybelline color-stay lip gloss.

Jovovich is a very competent action herioine and it was a shame that this movie wasn’t better. The rest of the cast were just actors filling roles. William Fichtner, the leader of the rebel band in Equilibrium, makes an appearance here as Garth, Ultraviolet’s weapon supplier, friend, and unrequited love interest. Nick Chinlund plays the evil overlord Daxus and does an adequate job with the paper-thin role and Cameron Bright inhabits the stoic, mysterious child role.

The saddest thing about Ultraviolet is that with a little more direction it really could have worked. Regardless of the impression given thus far there is really alot of fun stuff in the film. As I said the effects and look are great. The actions scenes are no different than those in Equilibrium, but I like them. I like Wimmer’s gun-kata style even though it makes for a slightly silly, unrealistic way to fight. And there were some generally funny lines in the film that meant to be funny. The problem is that there were an equal number of lines that were played seriously that were just as funny because of how bad they were. While watching Ultraviolet it appears as if Wimmer couldn’t make up his mind about whether he was doing a serious apocalyptic film or an over-the-top comic book film. Had he sold himself completely on doing a film with the humor of a movie like Big Trouble in Little China he could have had a cult classic on his hands. As it is the story just seems convoluted for no reason and you are never sure as to whether you should be laughing derisively or taking the whole thing seriously.

There are times when one just needs to see a movie. Any movie. The end of last week found me in desperate need of a distraction. Ultraviolet was that distraction and although I think it is a really bad movie I enjoyed seeing it and am not at all disappointed that I spent the time or money watching it. It was not boring like Aeon Flux and there were enough fun elements to keep my attention on-screen. There are unfortunately too many weak points and ridiculous lines for this to ever be a movie that I would want to have on my shelf. Do I recommend seeing it in the theatre? Not unless you are in the same circumstances I was in. I can say that the opening credits done in comic book style with artists whose work looked really familiar will make me Netflix the DVD just to listen to the commentary about that part. It is VERY cool.

In the end I wish that someone in these major movie studios would have sat down the directors of Aeon Flux and Ultraviolet and said, “hey, we have half of a good movie here. Go back in there and film the other half”. Instead they rush these poorly done films out the door in hopes of a big opening weekend to make up for the long-run disaster that they turn out to be. Let’s hope that the future will bring us action-oriented films with female leads that have the interest and quality of the Underworld films rather than the boredom and ridiculousness of films like Flux and Ultraviolet.

The Weekend in Review

2006 Oscar Roundup:


(Ziyi Zhang)

Normally this time of year would find me posting about the Oscars, or at the very least Oscar fashion. But quite frankly I didn’t watch this year. There was just no draw for me. I had not seen most of the movies nominated and figured that most of the awards were a foregone conclusion. I found it interesting that Crash pulled the upset and won Best Picture and I was excited this morning to read that Peter Jackson has 3 more golden statues to add to his shelf for the underappreciated monkey-epic King Kong. From what I have seen this morning most of the dresses were hideous. I thought Ziyi Zhang’s and Nicole Kidman’s were okay. I was disturbed by the continuing trend of women in Hollywood losing weight to the point of being emaciated. Some body fat is preferable. If I wanted to see a woman’s skeletal structure I could take an anatomy class. So that’s it. Instead of great Oscar platitudes you get a much more boring story:

“How I Spent My Weekend” ~by Carl V.

Friday was gorgeous. It was sunny and the temperature was fantastic. Driving to work I had an epiphany…I did not much feel like working! Less than an hour into my day of servitude I politely informed my boss that actual work was not in the cards for me that day and I left.

The first order of events for this spontaneous vacation day was to do the unthinkable…I bought shoes. This may not seem like a monumental event to some but to those who know me best, shoes, or clothes for that matter, are items that I rarely purchase. Although I love the look and feel of new raiment I loathe spending cash on said items; especially when there are comics, computer games, books, movies, etc from which I obtain much greater enjoyment. 🙂 And I am not a shoe hoarder. I have one pair of good sneakers, several ratty pair for working around the yard, one pair of dress shoes that I never wear and my black boots (hiking, not cowboy). The aforementioned boots were a purchase I made in a Walmart store in Hawaii in October of 2003. For some time the back heel on each shoe has been separated from the sole…in my defense, they are comfortable. I decided on Friday, however, that I had actually gotten my full $16 out of them and so went and bought not one, but two pair of boots…one brown leather, the other black! I knew Mary would be proud so I phoned her up immediately to inform her of my derring-do. She was indeed quite happy with me. She is now trying to entice me into throwing my Hawaii boots away…I intend to hold onto them for work boots.

I then spent a little time in a used bookstore, found the PC Game Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory new for $15 at CompUSA (really liked the first two), and had a wonderful lunch with Pat at Panera. After lunch I met James for the first showing of Ultraviolet (review tomorrow, it was a stinker, yet fun).

Later Friday evening we had James’ and Jules’ daughter Jessica spend the night. We ate terrific pizza, watched Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, and watched all the extras.

W&G was every bit as enjoyable on DVD and there are some really fun extras on the disc. I am excited that Wallace and Gromit won the Oscar last night as they really deserved it.
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Saturday we loaded up the family and did some more shopping. I continued my trend in trading old for new and bought two pair of Levi’s jeans (I’ve had one, and only one, pair for a long, long time and they are tattered and torn). Mary’s parents were very generous and offered to send us money to purchase a new washer and dryer, both of which we really needed. We purchased both items on Saturday though we didn’t opt for the front loading washer…all our friends are cool and have these…we’re still the squares of the appliance world. We also had enough money to purchase a new vacuum cleaner (also desperately needed) and a cordless phone for the office. Thank you Mom and Dad Russell! After dropping off Jessica we hit an antique store where Mary helped me find a few items for a project I am planning and I managed to find two paperback books in two of Harry Harrison’s trilogies that I needed: Deathworld 3 and Homeworld.

Saturday night we had our family night and we watched Pride and Prejudice on DVD. If you remember my review I really liked this new version but did have some complaints. It was so liberating watching it a second time as Mary and I both commented that this time we were able to watch it as its own movie and not compare it to the BBC version that we like so well. I gave the movie a 4 out of 5 star rating initially but would upgrade that now to much closer to a 5. My only lasting complaint is that I continue to feel that an added 20-30 minutes of story would help this version. I saw many things I did not see in the filming on my first viewing that impressed me greatly, especially in the way in which it was filmed. We also watched the extras. There are far too few in my opinion but what is on the disc is very nice. It was great to see how much the cast got on together and I was especially pleased to listen to Donald Sutherland talk about how much he enjoyed working with all the girls. If you have not seen it I still highly recommend it.

And the music is just wonderful. May have to get the soundtrack for this one.
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Sunday after church my brother-in-law Mike helped me transport and install the new washer and dryer. This would have been an easy task but for the fact that both are located in the basement and I had not one, but two washing machines that needed hauling upstairs in addition to the dryer. And then of course both new appliances had to be moved downstairs. I am extremely thankful that Mike offered to help as it was a very tiring affair.

Soon after I went off to work for the evening while Mary washed and dried clothes with reckless abandon. Would that the initial joy would last…I doubt as much enthusiasm will accompany laundry chores for any of us once a few days have passed.
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And that is all. In between all this activity I managed to fit in some enjoyable reading time including our first issue of Better Homes and Gardens magazine that was a gift subscription from Mosker. Thank you Nick, I already got an idea for the bedroom!

Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend and will have an enjoyable week to come.

Eclectic Musings of a Renaissance Geek