“I suppose I could claim that I had always suspected that the world was a cheap and shoddy sham, a bad cover for something deeper and weirder an infinitely more strange, and that, in some way, I already knew the truth.”
And here we are, the penultimate discussion post for the group read of Neil Gaiman’s short story collection, Fragile Things. After this we have just one poem, two short stories, and a novella left. Hard to believe we are almost done. Thankfully, we have some treats in store for us with what remains.
But before that, we have four stories from this past week’s reading to discuss. I find myself in great anticipation every Sunday to see how you dear readers come out on the week’s selections. So let’s get right down to it.
Look out for spoilers!
- In The End
I suppose there is some deeper cosmic message hidden here, but it has either been too long and the message no longer impresses or, more likely, it never really worked for me in the first place. It is sort of like the garden of Eden story told in some kind of reverse order. Despite listening to Gaiman read it, I cannot help but hear it as a confused sermon recited by the religious figure in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You know the one, the guy who reads the scriptures about the holy hand grenade of Antioch.
Oddly I find the explanation in the introduction about this story to be far more compelling than the story itself.
- Goliath
While it is interesting knowing this story was written to live its life on the website for the movie, The Matrix, I feel that the story works just as well without that knowledge. Sure, if you’ve seen The Matrix it does help put the occurrences in context, but again I think this works very well as an odd, Twilight Zone-ish tale.
I find the protagonist to generally be a likeable guy and right from the start I find myself rooting for him, even though I have no idea what is going on. Gaiman’s descriptions of the moments when our hero’s virtual world is interrupted are fantastic and the idea that he lives years in what in “real time” turns out to be the space of about 20 minutes at one point is mind boggling if you think about it too much. But in an intriguing way.
The story is fascinating on a number of levels, not the least of which is wondering just who is really attacking the “real world”. The men in suits would have you believe it is aliens, but when I think of The Matrix I have to wonder if it is actually the results of attacks by people who have been unplugged who are trying to fight back. Or are there more than one level of virtual reality and what our protagonist is really doing is simply waking up to inhabit the next virtual world up the chain when that world begins to break down.
Reading this and watching the Matrix films make you wonder, what would you do? Would you want to live in a dead, dreary, post-apocalyptic world in order to fight the beings that have you plugged in to a computer reality, or would you want to go back to that more pleasant, by comparison, fake reality? I think it would be a hard choice. I like that Gaiman’s protagonist is not really given that either/or option. Instead after completing his task for them, he realizes that he is going to be left to die and that he doesn’t have long left. So he asks to be plugged back in and there he lives a fulfilling life. That last line gets me every time:
“I’ll die soon. But the last twenty minutes have been the best years of my life.”
- Pages from a Journal Found in a Shoebox left in a Greyhound Bus Somewhere Between Tulsa, Oklahoma, and Louisville, Kentucky.
This is the second Tori Amos LP inspired project and honestly it doesn’t do much more for me than “Strange Little Girls” did. There is some interesting imagery and there is much to puzzle out if you are in the mood to do so, but honestly I never have been with this story. I think Scarlett’s Walk is a great album, I really do. But for some reason these Gaiman story collaborations just don’t work for me.
Gaiman says, “I wanted to write something about identity and travel and America…in which everything, including any kind of resolution, hovered just out of reach”.
Well, he succeeds marvelously in this one, but I just cannot work up the energy to care about it.
- How To Talk to Girls at Parties
The first time I read this story I found it to be adequate and moved on. It isn’t that I did not get it, it is that I just didn’t really get it. But then the first time I heard Neil read it after purchasing the audio book I was mesmerized and found the story to be a real delight. More than anything I see this as my own personal example about how timing can really be everything with a story.
I enjoy this story on a couple of levels, one as a male who went through his own coming-of-age experience and can well remember the awkwardness of trying to carry on a conversation with a pretty girl, I can relate so very well to the narrator of this story, Enn. Even as an adult I am loathe to enter into situations where I have to engage in small talk and while Enn laments the fact that he always ends up in the kitchen talking to some girl’s mom, I am still the kind of person who would more than likely head to that oasis. And secondly, I like science fiction stories. Throw in some aliens and you get my attention.
You have to feel for Enn, watching him sputter his way through some initial conversations, especially once he starts making progress. Enn recognizes that the girls he is conversing with are a bit weird, but he doesn’t put two and two together and that doesn’t surprise me at all. Enn’s description of these girls makes it sound like they were all very attractive. It is no wonder the oddness of their conversation never quite registered with him to the point of feeling concern about it. Heck, he was talking to girls!
Only to find out, I suppose eventually thanks to Vic, that these were in fact not girls but aliens, on a field trip of sorts. I imagine Enn’s next awkward social experience with the opposite sex was scary as well, wondering whether these girls were exactly what they seemed.
This is a fun story and a nice one to end the week on, particularly because I found two of the four stories to be real duds.
I’m really excited about our final week. There is some great stuff in store. Our final selections are:
The Day the Saucers Came
Sunbird
Inventing Aladdin
The Monarch of the Glen
Can’t wait to talk about them with you.
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I like your idea that In the End is from Monty Python – I must read it again with the appropriate voice in my head!
In answer to your question about The Matrix/Goliath, I was going to say I’d rather be plugged back in, but then I remembered Brazil, the brilliant film made by Terry Gilliam which has much the same theme, and that I refuse to watch it ever again but it makes me so miserable. Hmm. I think if I hadn’t known about the association with The Matrix I would have, unfairly, thought it terribly derivative, so the information is good in that sense.
I think in the end I liked Pages Found… slightly more than I expected to, and I guess this sort of approach to writing a story is useful when you get asked to do it a lot, but it wouldn’t go into my list of stories you must read.
How to Talk to Girls… Ending up in the kitchen? LOL, you and me both, I always used to do the washing up at parties. I forgot to say, in my post, how much I liked the notion of aliens on a field trip – which would have given me another thing to say. I was feeling a bit uninspired, and it deserved better – but still, on to next week!
Such a busy weekend. I’m just finally getting to these!
I have no idea where that came from, but I could not stop hearing the ‘holy hand grenade of Antioch’ voice in my head. Probably time to visit my doctor. 🙂
Brazil is one of those films that I don’t think I’ve ever seen and yet believe I have, if that makes sense. Probably because I’ve seen parts of it and have read/heard about it often over the years.
I too would probably be tempted by the plugged back in option, although I’d like to think I’d be brave enough to fight back.
I certainly didn’t dislike Pages Found and I did think the imagery and flow was better than Strange Little Girls, but it is just a story that doesn’t really engage me. Yet I know it has the potential to if I wanted to actually study it.
How to Talk to Girls is a fun one. I too often did/do dishes and help clean up at these kind of things where I don’t know a lot of people. The act of doing something increases my comfort level.
What is this? We agree on things? How am I meant to make discussion when you’ve made all my same points? I guess I’ll go back to my fake reality where things are cheerier! 🙂
Bad me! Bad, bad me! We must try to totally disagree next week. 😉
I loved In the End, but I also like your Monty Python connection, which would make it very funny. I’ve often wondered that same question about the Matrix. Sad to say, but I think I’d choose to live the fantasy — well, if I could do so without feeling horribly guilty. Pages Found did nothing for me, either, but How to Talk to Girls? BRILLIANT!
I’m right with you Emily, I am afraid if I was being really honest with myself that getting plugged back in would probably be my choice too.
So glad you liked How to Talk to Girls. It is a really clever take on the awkwardness of boy/girl relations in adolescence.
It must be a timing thing for me because I wasn’t a big fan of How to Talk to Girls at Parties at all… It is good to know that I might enjoy it more with a reread at a different time. I am planning to listen to the audio after some time has gone by. Maybe R.I.P. next year?
I also am planning to get my post up for this week at some point, but considering I haven’t done Tolkien, this, or, at the moment, The Lantern, I am not sure when that will be!
Like I wrote, it didn’t register much one way or the other for me when I read the collection, but man did I love it the first time I heard Neil read it. And I’ve enjoyed it ever since.
I generally listen to the stories from Fragile Things that I like every year or two for R.I.P., so it is not a bad idea.
As a few people have already stated… the Monty Python reference was awesome. Now I’m going to be thinking about killer bunnies.
I thought “How to Talk to Girls at Parties” was highly entertaining. Wasn’t expecting the aliens at all.
I imagine my recent ‘favorite color’ post, with the Holy Grail clip, probably contributed greatly to putting me in the Monty Python frame of mind with this one. “Run away!!!!” LOL!
I wasn’t either, it was a nice twist. And it is one of those stories that could have went horribly wrong given the fact that Gaiman sometimes crosses my comfort zone line, but thankfully he did nothing of the sort with this one.
My favorites this week were Goliath and How to Talk to Girls at Parties.
Goliath was really good and easily could have been part of the animatrix series that accompanies The Matrix trilogy box set. And because I love the Animatrix stories I really liked Goliath.
How to Talk to Girls at Parties cracked me up. The moment Enn started chatting with the girl in the conservatory and she made absolutely no sense to him my first thought was this is the whole Men are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, where at some point we become different beings and boys/men don’t care what we say as long as we’re pretty! This story just cracked me up!
Yes it could have been and in some ways I am surprised they didn’t do that.
I thought that scene was really funny too. And it seemed very authentic to me. A young teenaged boy finally having some success overcoming his fear and talking to an attractive girl would hardly be bothered by the fact that everything she was saying would go right over his head.
Any story that reminds you of Monty Python wins points in my opinion. “What is your favorite color?”