Skeleton Key

It was a dark and stormy night…what better night to see an atmospheric scary movie? Thus Thursday evening found me with James and Jeff at Skeleton Key. The brief synopsis of the story is that a hospice worker moves in with an elderly couple in a decrepit, backwoods Louisiana home to care for the wife’s ailing husband. Upon arrival she is given a skeleton key that is said to open every room in the house. Late night sounds from the attic quickly make her aware that her key does not open every door in the home and from there the mystery ensues.

Contrary to my usual style I will give a rating right up front: this movie is, at best, a 2 out of 4 star film. This film falls into the same “horror” category with movies like The Others or The Gift. It is a suspenseful, mysterious, atmospheric film not a “jump out” or slasher film like so many others in this genre. I have been known in the past to rail against critics who do not seem to have the ability to review a film on its own and frequently compare it to other films. This time I am guilty of the same transgression because as I watched I could not help comparing it to The Others, a film I love and a film that does this type of horror to perfection.

Despite the 2 star review there were things that I absolutely loved about this film. The cast in this film is very small and with the wrong choices for actors could have been dreadful. Fortunately the cast was terrific. I’ve enjoyed Kate Hudson in every movie of hers that I’ve seen and this is no exception. While the material doesn’t stretch her acting ability I found her believable and she did a good job of drawing you into the mystery as it was unfolding to her character. Gena Rowlands does an excellent job playing the slightly sinister elderly Southern matron. John Hurt, who I enjoyed immensely in Hellboy, has a rather thankless role here as he is mostly in a vegetative state throughout the film but he does it very well. I also enjoyed Peter Sarsgaard as the elderly couples’ attorney.

Like The Others this was a slow building suspense film, creepy from the beginning but done in a deliberate, unhurried fashion. I enjoyed this aspect as well. I appreciate intense, fast-paced suspense films but there is just something about a slower paced mystery that reminds me of the ghost stories I used to read as a kid. The setting was perfect. The decaying plantation house in the backwoods of Louisana, surrounded by swampland and trees dripping with foreboding was the best haunted house I’ve seen in a long time. The film was lit to intensify the sense of isolation and there were some incredible camera angles and shot selections that really intrigued me and added to my enjoyment of the film. Among my favorites were views through keyholes and shots from inside of old, antique door locks as the key turned to open them.

I like collecting old keys. Whenever Mary and I are at antique stores we look for interesting old keys that we use to place around our home or to decorate gifts. I’ve always found these old keys to be interesting and creepy and the symbolism of the skeleton key was used with great effect in this film. I also found the the part of the storyline related to old folk magic and Southern mythology very interesting.

There were some truly great things about this film. Why then does it only rate 2 stars? To be honest, that is hard to pin down. The climax was slightly anti-climatic after the earlier suspenseful build-up. But even with that the denoument wasn’t horrible. I think what I disliked most is the way that the writer tried to flesh out this story. A usual complaint with horror films is that they have no substance and there were elements in this story in which they tried to imbue the characters with more dimension and it distracted from rather than added to the story. For example they spent unnecessary time giving Kate Hudson’s character Caroline a reason for being a hospice worker. She had an unreconciled relationship with her father and he died suddenly and alone. While other movies might have benefited from this type of backstory it really did nothing for this film. Another example was the ending. There was a definite place where they could’ve ended the film after its sinister conclusion. Instead the film maker chose to tack on an extra 5-10 minutes to give the viewer an idea of what happened to the characters after the climax. It was unneccesary.

But more than anything my reason for rating the film as I did was that they did so many things well early on that made me feel like I had found another film that I would like as much as I like The Others and in the end they were not able to pull it off. Forgive me for becoming the type of critic that I loathe!

When this comes out on DVD I will no doubt sit down with Mary on another dark and stormy night as I think she would enjoy it but I cannot recommend spending money at the theatre for this film. I can highly recommend a visit to the website, which has a nice eerie quality to it.

Happy Birthday, Mike!

This special day marks the birthdate of my brother-in-law, Mike. Mike is married to my only little sister, Abby, and has been a welcome addition to the family. Prior to Mike the few boyfriends that my sister would bring to visit were nice, but seemed less than enthusiastic about spending time with us ‘older folks’. Then came Mike. He played with the nieces and nephews and actually appeared to enjoy having conversations with the rest of the family. We were sold immediately. They moved to the Kansas City area a few years ago and we are so happy to have them living in this area.
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As far as history goes, Mike, August 25th, 1875 marks the day that merchant navy captain Matthew Webb became the first known person to swim the English Channel, arriving in France a mere 21 hours and 45 minutes after beginning. And in 1944 Paris was liberated from the Nazi’s by the French 2nd Armored Division and the U.S. 4th Infantry Division. Paris had been occupied by Nazi Germany since 1940.

You share your birthday with quirky director Tim Burton, supermodel Claudia Schiffer, Mr Millionaire himself Regis Philbin, devil-tongued Kiss rocker Gene Simmons, achy-breaky Billy Ray Cyrus, the consumate 007 Sean Connery, and the first Czar of Russia, Ivan the Terrible.

Today also marks what would’ve been the 100th birthday of famous silent screen actress Clara Bow.

Clara Bow dominated 1920’s silver screens and became known as the first “It” girl, the first actress to flaunt her sex appeal on screen and the model for actresses and performers who followed her.

And that’s just a small sampling of the famous people you share your birthday with Mike!

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It was a bit of a worry wondering who my baby sister would pick out to share her life. I’m sure it was much more of a worry for our parents. Being the baby of the family and our only sister made it a no-win situation for any guy who came along and didn’t meet with our expectations. Mike, however, was great from the very beginning. He is a personable, kind, funny and friendly brother-in-law. And more than that he has become a very good friend. I am so happy that you are a part of our family, Mike, and enjoy the time that we spend together. I hope you have a wonderful birthday and want everyone to join me in wishing Mike a “Happy Birthday!”

We love you very much and are glad you are a part of our family!

Monday Musings

Let me start off by saying that I am not among the group of people who bash the President. In fact, regardless of who the President is at any given time I may grumble and complain but I endeavor to respect the office of the President and am proud to be an American, yada, yada, I don’t like talking politics. Anyway, I spent part of my weekend reading The Complete Peanuts 1953-1954 and found the above cartoon extremely funny.

Especially in light of the fact that I had seen the following book on Friday at Barnes and Noble and just knew I had to post about it because I found the title and image quite funny in an unsettling/bizarre sort of way.

No offense, but she looks a bit scary so if I was her I’m not sure I would trust that either!

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Colin, the neighbor boy across the street, is approximately 10 years old. Over the years that we’ve lived in our current residence he has graduated from yelling “Hi Tori’s Dad!” to “Hi Carl” on the occasions when I see him. Our conversation rarely goes beyond that though I do recall talking briefly about Star Wars Episode I when it came out and also the first Spiderman movie. The other day he rode up on his bike while I was outside to ask if I had seen the movie Garden State. I confessed that I had not and he proceeded to give me a blow by blow of the first several minutes of the movie and ended with a comment about the main character making out with Natalie Portman.

“I like Natalie Portman”, Colin proclaimed, “She’s hot!”. Colin then expressed his great desire to see Closer, a movie I highly doubt is appropriate for a 10 year old. I saw Colin again yesterday and he yelled across the road that he had been looking at pictures of Natalie Portman on the internet the previous evening until his computer crashed. He then introduced me to his friend Gary.

It was all rather silly and fun and I felt the need to share. It also served to deepen my thankfulness that I have a daughter and not a son. Puberty issues and all.

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Lastly, if you are a Harry Potter fan and/or a fan of tattoos, I invite you to visit Janet at her site, Fond of Elves where you can see her newly acquired, self-designed, Harry Potter-inspired tattoo.

Happy Monday everyone!

Mark Schultz: Various Drawings Vol. 1

I have been a fan of Mark Schultz’s work since I first laid eyes on it in his amazing comic series, Xenozoic Tales. With a unique dry brush technique he produces lavish illustrations of heroes, heroines, dinosaurs and the like. His pencil, ink and painted works evoke the spirit of classic American illustrators like N.C. Wyeth, Howard Pyle, and William Stout as well as comic illustrators Al Williamson, Alex Raymond and Hal Foster. The following image is a color painting for the recently released collection of Robert E. Howard stories, The Coming of Conan the Cimmerian.

The most well known work of Mark Schultz is the aforementioned comic series Xenozoic Tales, recently released in graphic novel format. Xenozoic Tales‘s publisher, Dark Horse Comics, states that “Mark Schultz’s vision of the future includes ruined cities, guano-powered Cadillacs, warring factions of humanity, reborn dinosaurs, and their intelligent, humanoid descendants. The tough-as-nails shaman, Jack Tenrec, and the beautiful scientist, Hannah Dundee, yearn to uncover the origins and secrets of their violent world while dealing with their own rocky relationship.” Hannah Dundee and Jack Tenrec are by far Schultz’s most popular creations.

Mark Schultz: Various Drawings Volume 1 is published by Flesk Publications. Flesk is a small publisher specializing in high quality illustration books. Mark Schultz had very specific desires in relation to the materials used to make this book and it shows. Various Drawings is a slight book containing only 49 illustrations but the museum quality paper and meticulous reproduction of the originals make this one of the better art books that I’ve seen. The lavish print quality and soft focus element of Schultz’s art make each piece seem almost 3 dimensional. The hardback edition is limited to only 500 copies and ordering directly from the publisher netted me number 34 of 500. The tipped in, hand signed signature page is gorgeous. I love well put together books and Flesk Publications garners high praise with this release.

If you are a fan of Tarzan, Conan, or similar adventures stories then I guarantee you would enjoy the work of Mark Schultz. In addition to being an amazing artist he is also a talented writer and the world he created in Xenozoic Tales is a world worth visiting. Interestingly enough Xenozoic Tales was turned into an animated series that aired on CBS in 1993-94 entitled Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.

Although nothing has been announced I’m looking forward to more volumes of Schultz’s artwork in the future.

My Precioussssssss

My Precioussss….my love……the One Ring, the Ring of Power, “One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.” The One Ring has been in my possession since my true precious, Mary, presented it to me as a Christmas gift in 2003. With it I’ve ruled over many…or at the very least been subject to their jeers and at the same time found comfort in the number of people I’ve run across who recognize, appreciate, and even possess a One Ring of their own.

My reign nearly came to a tragic end when I removed the One Ring to wash my hands after a session on the throne in the company washroom. Oblivious to the loss of my precious I went about my daily routine. Thankfully a fairy-god-coworker, Jamie, heard the call of the precious and ran to its rescue. Being of chaste and upright character she returned the One Ring to me and was somewhat merciful in her jesting. Ironically Jamie recently misplaced her own precious and I believe my words of comfort during the brief period of loss before she discovered it in the lining of her purse tempered her desire to laugh at my expense…I guess we’ll see if that is still true on the morrow.

This is one of my most cherised gifts from Mary. I’m truly thankful it wasn’t lost. Thank you so much Jamie, I owe you!

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Eclectic Musings of a Renaissance Geek