Anyone got a light?

Congratulations Missourians….we’ve been awarded the title of Most Sexually Adventurous State. Evidently thousands of horny Missourians and their interests in a variety of sexual techniques helped tip the scale in this 5 year long study conducted by the New Sex Institute in Beverly Hills.

On a related note…actually I don’t know how its related at all but I’m sure if I thought for awhile I could come up with something….there is a really interesting looking show about Dragons coming up next month on Animal Planet.

15 thoughts on “Anyone got a light?”

  1. This posting (and the fart one) seal(s) the deal. My parents can never
    be told about this site.

    And how did you find out about the study?

  2. The radio, of course….then I looked it up to make sure that it was true. Aren’t you proud of my journalistic integrity!

  3. Since I’m no longer a Missourian (nor sexually active, I might add… Mom, if you are reading!) I’m wondering if there’s validity in the results.

    Well, how about it, Missourians?

  4. All I can say is I’m proud to be a Missourian…..now where did I put that can of WD-40?

    I have to apologize for the nature of this entire post, but we’re all adults and how could I *not* post about this stunning victory from the “Show Me” State….

  5. Hmmmm….I thought it had to do with being a 30 something woman…maybe
    there is more to it than that…

  6. Hey, you’re the Missourian, not me! We Texans are extremely prudish, as evidenced by our flourishing red light district.

    Per capita, Dallas has the most number of strip clubs in the nation, or so I’ve heard.

  7. michigan & illinois both made it to the top 10… notice, indiana did not.
    tho indiana is never top 10 in anything.

  8. Hey, Jimmy, I think we may have been coached by Gene Hackman at one point. Don’t you think? 😉

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