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Elvis has left the universe…

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The ever elusive Mysfit

posted this on the Fish site the other day and I begged permission to not only encourage you to go over there regularly, but to also post about this on my site. She generously agreed so I give credit where credit is due. The following alien encounter was brought to my attention by Mysfit!

I know that all you science fiction geeks out there haven’t had enough of Star Wars. I also know that the male geeks among us would never pass up the opportunity to learn how to woo the ladies. These two facts established, it gives me great pleasure to inform you that all your prayers are answered. Gentlemen, there is a way to combine your love of Star Wars with your desire to be a babe magnet! And for you married or attached gents there are lessons to be learned to keep the ways of the force strong in your relationship. One man and one man alone has figured out the secret to the questions that have haunted the Star Wars male since the day he first discovered his lightsaber! And that man is:

the Elvis Trooper

Yes men, the Elvis Trooper has figured out the secret to attracting the Star Wars hottie. Don’t believe me? Check out his photo sections here!(scroll down). Here is another direct link to proof of the Elvis Troopers’ power! Notice as you gaze at these pictures that many of the various females that the Elvis Trooper has locked in his tractor beam are actually snuggled up to him quite cozily…they don’t appear to be under any force powers of suggestion…they seem generally happy to be posing with him. Further proof can be seen in that other galleries of other conventions find some of the same women getting their picture taken with Elvis. The man has figured out the secret combination! This is akin to the guy who mixed chocolate and peanut butter to come up with Reese’s peanut butter cups! The man is a genius!

And his power isn’t just limited to the fairer sex, oh no sir! Look at this:

Those are actual Star Wars celebrities posing with the Elvis Trooper! Men, study this site well. Take notes. Conduct research. Make plans. This magical combination of Elvis and Star Wars is the key to better and more fulfilling relationships! Start growing out that hair and begin your internet search for a storm trooper outfit and some cool 70’s shades! Hot geek women are going to be throwing themselves at you single men! Wives, no longer will you have to put up with a Wookie in the tree house! And husbands…don’t be surprised to find a Slave Leia in your Sarlacc Pit of Love tonight!

I close with this. Not only has Elvis Trooper forever changed my married life, but he has also done the one thing that millions of Star Wars fans were unable to do:

The Elvis Trooper has left the building….

21 thoughts on “Elvis has left the universe…”

  2. Yes Rob, I think your hair was at the right length, you just need to get a little pomade in your hair to get it to stand up Elvis-like and you’ll be ready!

  4. Mysfit…are you saying “I’m glad I could help”? or are you really saying “You need help!”? 🙂

  5. Course I need to dye it black too.

    Unfortunately, my hair got the ax last Saturday. My sister and I went to a wedding and I was told that I “needed respectable hair” for the occasion. Guess I better get a wig on order too. 😉

  6. the elvis trooper gave me many a chuckle.
    it was like that, me chuckling, elvis trooper gesturing.
    it’s freaking hilarious, no matter how you look at it.

  7. Apparently I wouldn’t know a Star Wars celebrity if he was in a photo labelled Star Wars celebrity.

  8. Okay Jay, the guy on the left as you’re looking at the pix is the guy who played Darth Maul in Ep. I and the kid on the right is young Boba Fett….and all the young clones actually…in Ep. II. They are minor celebs, but they will milk that fame on the convention circuit until their dying day!

  9. woah, nelly… i think i’d reconsider my scifi fanaticism if i were approached by that. eek.

  11. Hehe, not such a good idea after all, Angela?

    Now if it were Young Elvis instead of Fat Elvis, would that make a difference?

  12. I don’t know Angela. That’s easy to say when you’re sitting safely in your office looking at your PC, but the evidence suggests that this look is irresistable! I’m thinking you’d be in danger of the Elvis Side of the Force if you were in close proximity.

  14. A new hero to aspire to, The Elvis trooper rocks. As does the picture with lots of lovelys dressed in the gold bikini.

  15. Elvis Trooper…what a great idea, and I love the “Vote for Pedro” storm troopers pictures at the end of the 2005 pix.

  21. I was gonna say Chewie, but we all know that would be Tom! 🙂

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