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Oblivion: A Non-Spoiler Film Review

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AT A GLANCE: In the year 2077 Earth is a largely deserted wasteland, the end result of an alien invasion that started with the destruction of our moon. Humanity won the war by sacrificing the planet, leaving behind their ancestral home to make a new life on Saturn’s moon, Titan. Jack and Victoria are the last humans stationed on Earth, tasked with maintaining the drones that protect the machines harvesting Earth’s water supply from attacks by the remaining aliens. In a few weeks they will be ordered to leave, and as the time approaches Jack’s dreams begin to intruding on his waking life and his desire to leave behind the Earth begins to wane.

PROS: Stark, clean, gorgeous sets and special effects; breathtaking cinematography; a story that relies more on mood and build up than shiny gizmos and excessive explosions; a great start to the summer science fiction film season.
CONS: Story elements have been done before; those hoping for action over mystery will be disappointed; easy to pick out flaws if you are so inclined; Tom Cruise haters should save their money (and opinions).

MY THOUGHTS: I was excited about the look of Oblivion from the moment the first trailer was released and the film lived up to the expectations I had built for it. I am not a Tom Cruise fanatic but admittedly enjoy his movies because of the consistent entertainment quality of the movies he chooses to get involved in. The movie is absolutely gorgeous to look at and the pleasure derived from the look of the film does not waver throughout the full two hours. The story may be derivative of other science fiction books and films but the way in which the mystery and suspense built slowly made the revelations interesting and kept me actively engaged from start to finish. When the final credits rolled the first word out of my mouth was “Fantastic!”. Having slept on it I feel the same way. I would easily see this again on the big screen.

MY RATING:  4.5/5 stars

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, a non-spoiler film review

My obsession…is that the right word?…with J.R.R. Tolkien’s Middle-earth and Peter Jackson’s film adaptations is certainly no secret. I was brought to Tolkien’s work by the films, having not ready any of them in my youth. Because of the release of The Fellowship of the Ring I did choose to read The Hobbit back in the year 2001 so that I would have that background going in (unlike the Lord of the Rings books and The Silmarillion, I haven’t read it other than that one time). For the past 12 years I have had Tolkien’s creations and the interpretations of Peter Jackson (et. al) close at hand. I wear a One Ring on my right hand. I own multiple copies of Tolkien’s work and read something Tolkien related several times a year. I watch each extended edition film at least once annually and watch the extras on those films even more often. I get an inspiration from the passion and creative energy of Tolkien and all those who worked on the film versions of The Lord of the Rings that could be the subject of many, many posts.

So what was I expecting going in to what will forever be considered the prequel trilogy to The Lord of the Rings? Unlike some critics, I was not expecting it to be better than, or entirely equal to, The Lord of the Rings. The Hobbit is a book written for children whereas The Lord of the Rings is a more mature work. I had hoped for the sake of Tolkien’s creation that Peter Jackson and company would manage to bring the more lighthearted nature of the book into the films while at the same time making some effort to give these films the feel that they belonged to the same universe of The Lord of the Rings. I had hope, but I also had some pretty strong doubts about whether they would even attempt to pull that off.

Well, they did. And what’s more The Hobbit defied my expectations and left me wondering how long I might have to wait before I can sneak out to the theater and see it again. As I did last year when I went to see all three extended editions in their theatrical debuts, I am not even going to make an effort to structure a reviewing masterpiece. I am going to ramble. I may gush a little. I am most certain to come off as a Tolkien/Peter Jackson fanboy and that is just fine by me.

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Skyfall

Daniel Craig is my James Bond.

Before you tar and feather me, let me explain.

Arguably the most beloved actor to portray 007 is Sean Connery. I can see why as I am a big fan of his work. The Sean Connery films adapting the work of author Ian Fleming are not of my generation, and while that shouldn’t matter given the many films outside of my generation that I appreciate, the truth is I never really watched them. Oh, I’ve seen a few, and parts of others. But I’ve never made a conscious choice to actively seek out and enjoy the Connery 007 films. And while I’ve watched and enjoyed on some level those with Roger Moore, et al, I haven’t really connected with them. The slightly goofy, gadget-filled shows just didn’t click. They weren’t silly enough to appreciate as spoofs nor serious enough to appreciate as a good action thriller. Perhaps I was psychically in tune with Ian Fleming, because his novels are not goofy and gadget-filled either. But back to Craig.

By the time Casino Royale (the newest iteration) was released I was preconditioned for a different kind of spy thriller. Matt Damon had brought the character of Jason Bourne to the big screen and I was hooked. This was the kind of government agent film that flipped my switch. I have no doubt the film makers were influenced by the success of the Bourne franchise and then they made a decision that I will forever praise: they decided to actually adapt a James Bond novel to the big screen. I know what you are thinking, “other early James Bond films are adapted from Ian Fleming novels”. To which I would reply, “loosely based on an Ian Fleming novel is more like it”. I’ve read several of the 007 novels, inspired by the film version of Casino Royale, and they are at times laughably far from a faithful adaptation.

So despite the fact that Craig has the wrong hair color and that he is unforgivably not Sean Connery, he is my James Bond. Okay, you can commence with applying the pitch.

Oh, wait, we’ve got a movie to talk about.

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Romantics Anonymous (Les Emotifs Anonymes)

Jean-René Van Den Hugde loves chocolate. He is the boss of a chocolate factory that is on the fast track to bankruptcy. Jean-René Van Den Hugde loves women. He loves everything about women but is riddled with the kind of social anxiety that stops him from having even the most casual relationship with a woman. Jean-René Van Den Hugde needs a miracle.

Angélique Delange loves chocolate. She carries an enormous secret that, if revealed, would profoundly affect her world and the world of chocolate creation. Angélique Delange loves men. She loves everything about men and wants desperately to embrace love but cannot overcome her own debilitating social anxiety. Angélique Delange needs a miracle.

Jean-Rene has a job opening that he hopes will save the company, and Angelique needs a job and has skills that may be the company’s salvation. And if these two can calm their fears for just a moment, and take a deep breath, they may just have it in themselves to not only save each other, but save themselves in the process.

With Romantics Anonymous writer-director Jean-Pierre Améris has created a light, entertaining confection that will warm your heart and excite your taste buds.

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